Anotha day notha dolla amirite guys.
actually that might be misleading. the hustle is NOT here
But hey, guess what! Chapter five's done!! Can you believe it? ███! Just ████ away!

//Well Shit, Strawpage's Gimmicks Finally Started Working Again: Say Hi To The First """"Annual"""" Signature Dump{[

I'll be honest with you, I actually didn't have too many plans for that; I am not a good planner. Especially as of recent, life has been as it always has been; Busy. However, I absolutely adore everything put on there by you weird people, so I'll be doing some random-annual post like this with everything submitted because it's been a LONG time coming.
Be forewarned, everything in this post is deeply unserious. Don't worry about these getting lost in the updates over time; I'll be putting these in backlog in their own space eventually.
Oh, and before I continue; THANK YOU FOR SUBMITTING. Each one was like a step in a set of stairs that... Eh... Actually, nevermind, that's a bad metaphor. Regardless

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In order to maintain no favoritism I'm not gonna print this one out, but if I was an ASSHOLE I would put this one on the metal cabinet next to my desk as such in fig.1 down below:

Fuck this one is so good thank you Rooster. This one just speaks to my heart for some reason. It's so soulful.

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Here's quite a few from the small local population of Sunnies though;
First off, the complete opposite of the Rooster drawing feel-wise. Why did you have to draw it so well. It clearly had some time put into it, too... God DAMN IT ALL.

Waerbottle...

I love this trio of pics so much. No way they turned Admin into a ding dang Creepy Crawly, dog. I'm gonna feed it beetle jelly

nvm

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This one broke containment before, but now it's in """HD"""!!

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I just wanted to say that hadn't heard that song in YEARS until now. World's most frightening guh I've experienced.

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And an honorable mention: Spider's spider.

it's spider's spider. Everyone clap for spider's spider

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That's all, folks. If you want to send anything to the strawpage, then go here because it ain't anywhere else.

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I'm sorry █████ but I'm memorializing this statement no.1 G head you'll always have a special place in my heart
We're getting very close to the end of this chapter- There's like one more update until chapter 6. It'll definitely start moving, but until then, we're gonna enjoy a slow bit of settling into the RA.

by dexaroth. Never underestimate a white man's power to speak in email.
// If you look around, it all seems the same... But something has definitely changed.
The Rarebit template that we've been standing on for over two years now (!!) has been ship of Theseus'd into something of a glorious array machine that lowkey does my taxes and sick backflips now.
I have no idea where I'd even start to list the changes made, but it's now pretty much almost entirely unique minus a few ID names, and it's allowed one of my most desired effects to be possible to achieve.

All of this was thanks to Brachypelmide, a very talented ███████. Absolute pleasure to work with. Please do write a couple harassment checks or maybe even give them a dollar(s(100$)(mandatory)) for more nuclear bombs. POSITIVELY ECSTATIC, thank you once again!!
Fucked up and evil maintainment of The Work.